This past Monday was "The Wedding". I promised I would report how it went, so here goes... I first said that we were going to be saying a short blessing in the wedding, but as more and more details were given to us, it turned out that we were actually going to be partially emceeing this wedding... in Chinese.
3:30ish- Sam and I scrounged around for some decent clothes, took some pictures, and then met our wonderful Chinese friend, Sisi. She was our guide and translator, and had been in communication with the wedding planner all week.
4-5 We arrived at the hotel, and spent time practicing and cutting out parts from our script.
5-6 A whole lot of sitting around and watching people set up.
6-7 Boooooorrrrrred, sitting around.
7.30 The thing started and we were put in the back sound room.
7.30-8.30ish... Total nervousness... So scared. The other emcee, a professional Chinese wedding performer controlled the show up to this point. He was awesome.
8.30-8.50 Our parts. I said some kind words followed by Sam welcoming in the bride and groom. I said some kind words and invited them to light the candles. Sam said some kind words and invited them to pour the champagne. I finished up by saying some more kind words, and that was it. A Chinese wedding is more like a cross between a ceremony and a reception, so while people pay attention to what's happening, they are also busy stuffing their face, chit-chatting, and chain-smoking. But, people seemed to respond well to what they could understand of what we said.
9-10 Standing around just watching the rest of the wedding.
10ish We were informed that our pay was actually not available, and food for us was "maybe" in the works. So we hit the road and hit up a late-night McD's.
As you can see from the pictures, the wedding decor was a cross between a
game show, a wedding, a pay by the hour motel, and a reception. Weird.
Fog machine, bubble maker, even indoor fireworks. Intense.
Photos